Saturday, July 30, 2011

Horrible tipping habits

Ok, today's topic is kind of a big problem.  More so for women than men, but it happens with men too.  It involves servers and bartenders for the most part.  But the rest of you on the other side of this token should learn a lesson. 

If any of you, particularly women, have waited tables before you know, and should, hate this.  A dude and his friends come in, sit at your table, and begin flirting.  Drinks and food are served, and if the waitress knows how to make money, she should be flirting back a little.  The time comes for the bill, the guys pay, and leave.  The poor unsuspecting waitress checks the tip and.....BAM!  A phone number rests on the bill instead of a hefty tip.  You guys who do this should be ashamed of yourselves.  No woman who has just served you will want to call you if you did not tip her.  That's like putting a warning on the bill saying "don't call this number!!"  Hey retards, tip your waitresses!  No female waits tables to meet guys...especially idiots who don't tip.  ESPECIALLY idiots who think their waitress flirts with them because she is interested.  I bet you think the girls at hooters are really into to you too, huh? 

The guy side of this is much less prominent, but it's still there nonetheless.  A lot of girls (skanks) out there think that if they dress provocatively and flirt with their male server, that acts as a tip.  Never does this ever take the place of a tip.  Poor, gullible guys get the shaft here again.  Guys wait tables for tips, not titties.  Sorry girls, put the girls away and get out your pocket books. 

The moral of the story is, flirting and your number will never work as a tip.  The best way to get a server to be interested in you is to take care of them for taking care of you.  Quit being stupid.  And for those of you out there who don't tip at all, you should be ashamed of yourselves.  Shame shame shame.

Here's a little view of what we all want to do to you guys:

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